batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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reblogged from: the-sperm-that-won + originally from: batlock.

anusking:

a shrine to our god

published: 18 hours ago, with: 144,683 notes
reblogged from: the-sperm-that-won + originally from: anusking.

6ae:

normal person: I don’t know

art blogger:

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published: 19 hours ago, with: 3,553 notes
reblogged from: oij + originally from: 6ae.

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

published: 19 hours ago, with: 188,868 notes
reblogged from: ruinedchildhood + originally from: watdawut.

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africant:

he tried to be slick smh.

published: 1 day ago, with: 120,245 notes
reblogged from: ruinedchildhood + originally from: best-of-memes.

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

published: 1 day ago, with: 427,995 notes
reblogged from: shouldnt + originally from: tardis221b.

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

published: 1 day ago, with: 26,223 notes
reblogged from: brokendildo + originally from: awwww-cute.

mechanicalrosebride:

If you are naturally big, That’s fine 

If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine 

If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine 

If you are naturally Skinny and can’t run for 10 seconds, That’s fine 

If you have the biggest booty in the world and love it, That’s fine 

If you have a little booty and don’t care, That’s fine 

Being body positive is about loving All bodies, big and small.  

published: 1 day ago, with: 8,722 notes
reblogged from: bodaciousbutt + originally from: mechanicalrosebride.

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

published: 1 day ago, with: 27,293 notes
reblogged from: bodaciousbutt + originally from: cooldragonboy4000.