Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
a shrine to our god
normal person: I don’t know
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
he tried to be slick smh.
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
If you are naturally big, That’s fine
If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine
If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine
If you are naturally Skinny and can’t run for 10 seconds, That’s fine
If you have the biggest booty in the world and love it, That’s fine
If you have a little booty and don’t care, That’s fine
Being body positive is about loving All bodies, big and small.
i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america